Editor’s note by John E. Bialas: The 5 saddest songs on The Captain’s Spotify is the second part in a series about his play list. The first part was published Feb. 28 and it features disco, dance and funk. Part 2 shows The Cap’s melancholy side.
By CAPTAIN TENACIOUS
Special to the Broadmoor Bureau
I can’t be the upbeat 24-hour bar-hopping guy I used to be because I’m three years away from my favorite birthday number, which is 69, and I get bombed and rejected at 66 years old more often than I did when I was 22.
The young lovelies who ignore my glances and advances mean a lot of lonely nights for me at home in Gulfport, Miss., and these are the songs on my Spotify that remind me I’m among all the lonely people.
The first song was the suggestion of Young Miami Dave, who responded to a Facebook request: What songs do you think are on The Captain’s Spotify play list?
The other picks are mine and the one stands out is “Lonesome Loser” because it reminds me of one of my worst dates.
A hippie chick went on a Little River Band date with me after I bought tickets for both of us, and even before LRB started playing the set, the girl slipped out of the auditorium with another guy. I never saw her again.
She missed out. I would have bought her a T-shirt after the concert if she had stayed with me.
That night, I was the Lonesome Loser and when I got home, I was all by myself.
Image credit: A screen grab of Eric Carmen’s “All By Myself” on YouTube.