By JOHN E. BIALAS
Broadmoor Bureau Chief
Santa is my biggest Festivus grievance this year, and I’m not talking about the real Claus.
I’m talking about the men who pass themselves off as Professional Santa Impersonators. Yeah, that’s a job category and I’ve seen it in print.
Santas are everywhere on the web.
Gigmasters.com says you can book the perfect Santa in your hometown.
SantaForHire.com promises to make your season bright at home and office parties and other holiday events. Their Santas are so professional, they will sweat out Christmas in July.
The Best Santa Claus Agency says it will make your event memorable for both children and adults.
Rent Santa DFW is in the Dallas-Fort Worth area. You can hire a black Santa, an ethnic Santa, a jolly Santa and a DFW Santa. I wonder if the DFW Santa resembles Jerry Jones.
All you St. Nicks, I don’t care if you’re a pro or an amateur or an impersonator.
Just be the best Santa you can be.